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Please reply with fave perfume or body spray in subject: ) Sexy wives wants casual encounter single horny woman New Boss In Town : Hello. I saw your ad on slist. My name is.Id like to get to know you more
Me: Hi.Thank you for responding. My name is Melvin. What brings you to my ad?
: Im new to town and havent met anybody. Im not seriously looking. I know you are, but maybe we can have some fun and you can show me around town.
Me: Okay. I know I said I was seriously looking but Im always down for fun too and I will be happy to show you around. So how old are you?
: Im 38. I know I might be a little too old for you, but I look and would be more than happy to send you some pics.
Me: Sure. Show me what you got.
: (face pic)
Me: Okay. Okay. Your definitely cute. You could tell me your 18 with that face. Now heres the real question. How old does your body look?
: (naked body pic)
Me: Woah! Wasnt expecting that. Well you did said you were looking for fun. Very tight sexy body you have there. Looks 19. I love your mole above your pussy crack.
: Thanks Melvin. I hope to see a picture of you. Since I already seen your pic that you posted and Im feeling a little left out. Maybe you can send me one yourself nude?
Me: Boner or no Boner?
: I want to see what your rock hard penis looks like.
Me: (naked face to toe pic)

Me: Did you get my pic?
: No I havent send it again please
Me: (naked face to toe pic x5)
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Me: Did you get it yet?
: Still havent got it Melvin. You know what, its getting late. How about I text you in the morning.
Me: Ummm.Okay. Are you sure you didnt get my pics and just being nice and telling me to screw off? Well, I hope the pic goes through and text me tomorrow if youre still interested. Nice getting to know you.Have a good night :?)
: You too Melvin. Good night :)

Next day I get to work and notice everyone has been looking at me oddly. I walk over to my cubicle and I see and over in the corner looking at me and laughing at each other. I look over at the other side of the office and see Robert and looking at me and laughing. I dont know whats going on. "Dude, you need to go take a look on s old desk ASAP!" Marcus my neighbor yelled at me. "Wait what? What do you mean s old desk? Where did he move to?" Suddenly pieces were coming together but I couldnt think this was happening. " got fired and our new boss " Marcus was talking but everything was in slow motion and silent. I look across the room and see with her thumb and finger giving me the small penis measurement and chuckle. Oh fuck
I make it over to s old desk blocking out anybody from my peripheral view and I see coming out of the break room. Oh shit. I look at s old empty desk where what lays is s iPhone and my naked ass boner picture including my very noticeable face for everyone to see. My stomache turns cold and almost shit myself. Would be a step forward in that point to shit myself with all this shame Im receiving. To further shame me I notice the last 2/6 photos comes through of naked me and that Bethany is looking over my shoulder to see naked me because everyone has told her to check it out. She chuckles and spanks me on my ass. I cant believe she has her texts set to message preview. How the fuck did she become my new manager with that bad of a judgement? I do the only thing that I can do to save face.
Im up on s new desk. "Listen up everybody. Over here is , our new office managers iPhone. On it has a picture of me naked. Now I do not think this is a fair representation of me." There I start undressing until Im only in my socks." "Okay. Now that you have all seen me naked in person, can we all get back to work now? Also your new boss has a moley vagina." A third of the room goes silent. The other third of the room is laughing in disbelief. The other third are pulling out their own iPhones to record this naked massacre. I get down and start putting my clothes back on. I barely get to putting my boxers back on when security was already waiting for me. They let me put on the rest of my clothes and escorted me out. I noticed embarrassed trying to hide in the hallway. "Looks like I got plenty of time open on my schedule now if you ever want to get some drinks, have a little fun and teach you about iPhone ettiquette." She looks down at her feet in disgust and gives me a shoo wave goodbye.
By 4pm word got back to me that Ive been terminated and that is going to have to relocate to the Scottsdale offices.

: Oh Melvin. I am so sorry for what happened. How was I suppose to know I was going to be your new boss? I will do whatever I can to get you your job back.
Me: Fuck off!

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